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There have been many alien invasion movies, literature and television. These invasions are usually easily thwarted by some Achilles heel the aliens have or some clever tactic the aliens never expected. Sometimes the invasion has happened and we never noticed it, they live among is in secrete over throwing us from the inside until we discover and defeat them in the end. Other invasions would not actual be invasions, they would pretend to come in peace but their actually goals are sinister and evil.
It's all stupid of course (except maybe the "we come in peace with sinister plans for your species"), in a fight between us now and aliens who's technology is hundreds, thousands maybe even millions of years more advanced than ours we would loose quickly. But they're movies, they're fiction and we like to win in the end so the aliens have weaknesses that the protagonists can exploit.

What would an alien invasion actually be like?

The motivations of the aliens is important in understanding what an alien invasion will look like. Of course what wouldn't be a motivation is as important as what would be a motivation.
Aliens would not come to earth looking for resources. There are plenty of resources in space, if they need water they would look at comets or the moons of the gas giants, metals and minerals can be found in asteroids some in greater abundance than on earth. Any resources unique to earth would have to come from life which would mean the aliens could find ways to produce those resources.
Aliens would not come to earth to enslave us, being that advanced they wouldn't need to enslave anybody. They could use robots or a genetically engineered slave race.
They wouldn't come here to eat us because a species advanced enough to cross light-years of space would be advanced enough to be able to grow test tube meat which they could grow in much more abundance than they would get by sending us to a slaughter house.
What would their motivations be? The motivations of invading aliens can be broken down into three categories: imperialists, kill all humans- ... -ists, colonists, parasitic aliens looking for hosts and "have you herd the good news of chach'chulch'chach'chulch'ich"- ... -ists.

The imperialists would just want to expand their territory and wiping us out probably wouldn't be worth the effort to them. They'd probably contact us saying: "Hay, yo we're the Chraaplachkshublachh Empire. We got big ass guns that can shatter continents and we're in orbit too high for you to do shit about so just pledge you allegiance to us and everything will be fine," if we catch a stupid virus and refuse they'd blast every military base and several major first world cities into oblivion, we'd pledge loyalty to them then.
The kill all humans-ists would have one of three motivations: space-nazies, environmentalist extremists and aliens who think we're too violent to let live.
For the space-nazies and aliens who think we're to violent to let live it would be simple: no invasion just knock a few mile wide rocks our way. For environmentalist extremists it would be a lot more difficult to deal with us. They would have to wipe us out in a way that wouldn't damage the environment any worse than we would if left alive. The best way for them to get rid of us would be an engineered super plague. They'd probably engineer dozen viruses that we have no resistance to and would rapidly spread through the population. What isolated pockets of survivors could be taken out from orbit. Of course once we are gone they'd have to come down and clean up whats left behind.
For colonists the best thing to do would be to land in Australia (it is the least densely populated Continent) and offer technology to the Australian government, the advanced alien technology would give Australia both economic and military advantages over every other country including the U.S. but that wouldn't be an invasion sooo. The colonists may view us as a threat or there may not be enough space on earth for us and them so they would have to get rid of us, they wouldn't have to wipe us out but they would at least have to cause a die back. Orbital bombardment is an option but that would damage the planet and why destroy the cities when they could inhabit the cities after they get rid of us? The plague option would be the best way to deal with us. Given that they would be colonists or refugees they might not have the time or resources to engineer a super plague in which the best option would be for them to take out every government, every military base, power plant, oil refinery, oil and fuel stockpile and storage. What fuel remained would quickly dwindle, with out fuel you can't get the food from the farms to the people and the medicine from the factories to the people. Food and medicine would quickly dwindle in most arias leading to mass starvation and disease. Within a few months starvation, disease and the conflicts caused by them would probably kill a few billion. When they land we'd be easy to take out and they could secure our cities and live in them.
You'd expect me to say: "By the time parasitic aliens are advanced enough to get here they'd be able to genetically engineer a perfect host," and while that is pretty much true it could be that different alien species develop different technologies at different rates, the parasitic aliens might have focused on transportation technologies and ignored the biological sciences, then they could get here with no knowledge of genetic engineering. If they do come and by some improbable chance they are able to infect; us just image a plague of sentient parasites capable of building and using technology.
Then there are religious dogmatists who want to spread their religion by phaser and blaster (otherwise they wouldn't invade). Like the imperialists they would threaten to destroy us from orbit. They would then force our governments to adopt their religion and only their religion, the rest you can imagine cause it's happened before.

Of course an invasion could happen in the fashion it does in movies and TV. If the aliens had limited resources they might not be able to attack us from orbit, they might have to land and use what weapons they have to "defend" (as in preemptive attack) themselves from the savage hairless apes and they might not have thought we would be here so the weapons they have might not be that powerful. Of course in that situation the smart thing to do would be to offer us technology for land but if they assume we're violent and will try to kill them they might go for a preemptive attack.
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The slogan or the closest thing a non-cohesive group with no real common goal can get is: "Stop corporate greed". This shows that like the tea party idiots the occupy idiots have no idea why things are the way they are and how things work.
You can not stop corporate greed, you can not minimize corporate greed in fact with out some greedy people in a business the business will not survive.
Business A is run by people who care about their customers, their workers and the environment, business B is run by people who only care about profit. Business A pays its workers good wages, prices its products reasonably and properly disposes of polluting material, business B pays it's workers as little as it can, it prices its products as high as it can and disposes of materials the cheapest way they can. Business A competes with business B. Business B makes more money than business A, because B makes more money it's able to lower it's prices to beneath the A prices and is better able to withstand fluctuations in the market. Because of these business B out competes business A and ultimately absorbs business A our forces it out of business. The greedy win.

The occupy idiots or at least most of them blame the currant economic problems on corporate greed. The economic problems were not caused by corporate greed they were caused by regulatory issues, deregulations, stupidity on all sides and the general business culture and the culture at large.

before the economic problems we had politicians talking about increasing economic growth of their aria ignoring the fact that you can only grow so much, you had people buying houses they couldn't afford, banks giving loans to people who couldn't afford them then selling off the loans for quick profit, people at the top of companies throwing parties on the corporate dime. This isn't greed this is a larger cultural, regulatory and educational problem.
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I won a contest! The prize was the secretes of the cabal of Illuminati Jew Masons that secretly rule the world, and they've allowed me to tell the world those secretes. Why? Because they know people will think I'm making this up and it's all a joke.

1. The word "Jew" in "Illuminati Jew Masons" doesn't refer to Judaism or the Jewish people, it's an ancient Atlantian word that refuted to ancient Atlantian people who took control from the Atlantian ruling class in a massive cue and are unrelated to the Jewish people or the ancient Israelites.
2. Atlantis was real and still is, it was never destroyed. It still exists today, it's just cloaked.
3. Reptoids (shape-shifting humanoid reptilian aliens) did once rule the world. They were criminals banished from their home world to earth and used their technology and knowledge to rule over the humans as gods. They don't rule anymore though, Alexander the Great defeated them and sense then they live perfectly normal lives just like everyone else. The reason there are so many on politics is: they are so good at politics.
4. The Illuminati Jew Masons are not responsible for 9/11, that was done by Islamic terrorists. They are however responsible for Perl Haber, the Reichstag fire and the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. However if Perl Haber hadn't happened WW2 would have been longer, more destructive and more people would have died, the Reichstag fire was caused by Illuminati Jew Masons time agents sent back to kill Hitler but they accidentally caused the fire instead and the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand was a mistake, the guy was supposed to kill someone else but he fucked up and killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
5. The Illuminati Jew Masons do have a time machine however they discovered that unless your part of a predestination paradox if you try to change the past you'll be eaten alive by extra-temporal aliens.
6. Elvis is alive and so is both Kennedys, Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra and many other hysterical figures. I played poker with them last night, Lincoln is an asshole.
7. Jesus was real, was born of a virgin and did survive the cross, he then became a porn star and died of an STD.
8. The short gray big eyed aliens did abduct and experiment on people until 1989 when they were finally defeated.
9. The cold war was a cover for the real war between the Grays and Illuminati Jew Masons.
10. Sasquatch' and Yetis are real, 6000 years ago they fought a genocidal war against humans, they lost and have sense been hiding from humanity fearing our retribution.
11. The events of the Men in Black movies actually happened. Though in real life J was is a nerd.
12. Pot actually increases your intelligence but only when your high, it makes you less intelligent the rest of the time.
13. There is intelligent life on Mars. When they discovered that we discovered that they exist they sent a message saying "Stay the hell away from us you damn psychotic apes!" and out of respect we did.
14. December 21st 2012 will be the end of the world but it is also the beginning of the next world which will be exactly the same as the currant world so no one will know the difference.
15. Former presidents George Bush and Bill Clinton used to be the same person until an quantum accident split him into two people. That person was George Clinton.
16. Humans did not evolve from Chimpanzees, we evolved from Orangutans who moved to Africa because they were tired of their neighbors.
17. The Nazi party was controlled by the Grays and the holocaust was part of a experiment to see if they could selectively breed humans into a species of stupid worker drones, that's why they killed the elderly, mentally ill and deformed. The killing of Jews though was because the Grays are a bunch of anti-Semite, racist skinheads.
18. Ionizing radiation doesn't actually give you cancer, it give you super powers but because people with superpowers tend to use their powers for personal gain and get drunk with power the Illuminati Jew Masons keep people away from it.
19. Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Ashton Kutcher, Kate Hudson, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are robots that are part of an experiment testing how many horrible movies it will take to get people to stop going to, renting and buying bad movies.
20. Furry porn was invented by aliens to get humans sexually attracted to aliens covered in fur with long faces and ears on the top of their heads so that when they come here we will have sex with them. Not for any hybridization experiments, they are just really into bestiality.

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Facebook security absolutely sucks. Facebook for some reason though I was trying to log on from another computer (maybey the cookie had expired or maybe it's because I have a new IP (new ISP)) and because of that facebooks shit security system locked me out of my account.
The only way to get back on was to give them the first numbers of my credit card numbers (which I never gave Facebook in the first place), idetefy my friends based on their photos (given how meant Facebook friends I have and most people have there is no fucking way that could have worked), I had not set up the "security" question because if I gave a real answer it would have made my account easy to hack (which is what those "security" questions actually do; make your accounts easer to hack) and I couldn't use my phone number because I actually intelligent enough to know not to give it out to any one online accept for institutions dealing with my money or my purchases or sells of goods and services (which are the ONLY places you give your phone number and or street addresses to online, NO ONE ELSE).
I sent Facebook a message about this (I had to look it up on Google to find out how because you can't find a way to contact Facebook on Facebook). I didn't even ask them to reinstate access to my account, all I did was notify them of the problem. I got in return an automatic response telling me how to reset my passward (which was not the problem) and if I was "still unable to complete this process" to send them a scan of my ID. They entered "you don't fucking ask for that" territory by asking for peoples phone numbers but asking for that is insane! There is no fucking way on this fucking earth in this fucking universe in the fucking multiverse that I was going to send them that information. That is privet, personal information that only the government and people dealing with MY money can ask for. Facebook has no right to ask for my phone number let alone information that can get my identity stolen and my credit and financial situation royally fucked.

Yeah, real secure fucktards

Before I posted this I decided to give it one last try and and low and behold one more option: my birth date. I have long suspected that the idiots running Facebook are clinically insane and this just proved it to me.
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Ever looked up a tutorial on the internet? How often have you ever learned how to do anything with a tutorial? I'm guessing not very often.

Tutorials have one simple purpose: to give you the knowledge and information needed to build what you want (within the limitations of what it's teaching you) using what ever the tutorial is teaching you how to use. You'd think that would be simple, or at least I would. I am apparently wrong though.
It should be simple; what does what and how to use it. So many tutorial writers don't see it that way. They write tutorials by taking something they have already made, cutting it up and vaguely explaining what does what. These types of tutorials suck. At best you can learn a little bit from them at worst you know less than when you started.

Lets say you want to to make a web site in PHP, nothing fancy, no MySQL, just a simple site written in PHP. A good tutorial would teach you basic coding, PHP statments, variables, functions, conditionals, loops, etc. A good tutorial will tech what these are and how to use them for example:

PHP code has to go between <?php and ?>

<?php

?>

The code between <?php and ?> will not show up in the actual page, any text you want to show up has to be after the echo statement

<?php
echo 'Hellow world';

?>

You notice the quotation marks and semi-colon, the text has to be between the quotation marks and it has to end in a semi-colon.

Now that is not a good tutorial (I wrote it really quickly) but it gives you what you need to know and how to use it. Taking something that you have made, cutting it up and splicing in text that vaguely explains what is what doesn't do that.

If your writing a tutorial you need to keep in mind that you are trying to teach people how to use and make their own code not giving them your code.
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