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I won a contest! The prize was the secretes of the cabal of Illuminati Jew Masons that secretly rule the world, and they've allowed me to tell the world those secretes. Why? Because they know people will think I'm making this up and it's all a joke.

1. The word "Jew" in "Illuminati Jew Masons" doesn't refer to Judaism or the Jewish people, it's an ancient Atlantian word that refuted to ancient Atlantian people who took control from the Atlantian ruling class in a massive cue and are unrelated to the Jewish people or the ancient Israelites.
2. Atlantis was real and still is, it was never destroyed. It still exists today, it's just cloaked.
3. Reptoids (shape-shifting humanoid reptilian aliens) did once rule the world. They were criminals banished from their home world to earth and used their technology and knowledge to rule over the humans as gods. They don't rule anymore though, Alexander the Great defeated them and sense then they live perfectly normal lives just like everyone else. The reason there are so many on politics is: they are so good at politics.
4. The Illuminati Jew Masons are not responsible for 9/11, that was done by Islamic terrorists. They are however responsible for Perl Haber, the Reichstag fire and the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. However if Perl Haber hadn't happened WW2 would have been longer, more destructive and more people would have died, the Reichstag fire was caused by Illuminati Jew Masons time agents sent back to kill Hitler but they accidentally caused the fire instead and the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand was a mistake, the guy was supposed to kill someone else but he fucked up and killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
5. The Illuminati Jew Masons do have a time machine however they discovered that unless your part of a predestination paradox if you try to change the past you'll be eaten alive by extra-temporal aliens.
6. Elvis is alive and so is both Kennedys, Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra and many other hysterical figures. I played poker with them last night, Lincoln is an asshole.
7. Jesus was real, was born of a virgin and did survive the cross, he then became a porn star and died of an STD.
8. The short gray big eyed aliens did abduct and experiment on people until 1989 when they were finally defeated.
9. The cold war was a cover for the real war between the Grays and Illuminati Jew Masons.
10. Sasquatch' and Yetis are real, 6000 years ago they fought a genocidal war against humans, they lost and have sense been hiding from humanity fearing our retribution.
11. The events of the Men in Black movies actually happened. Though in real life J was is a nerd.
12. Pot actually increases your intelligence but only when your high, it makes you less intelligent the rest of the time.
13. There is intelligent life on Mars. When they discovered that we discovered that they exist they sent a message saying "Stay the hell away from us you damn psychotic apes!" and out of respect we did.
14. December 21st 2012 will be the end of the world but it is also the beginning of the next world which will be exactly the same as the currant world so no one will know the difference.
15. Former presidents George Bush and Bill Clinton used to be the same person until an quantum accident split him into two people. That person was George Clinton.
16. Humans did not evolve from Chimpanzees, we evolved from Orangutans who moved to Africa because they were tired of their neighbors.
17. The Nazi party was controlled by the Grays and the holocaust was part of a experiment to see if they could selectively breed humans into a species of stupid worker drones, that's why they killed the elderly, mentally ill and deformed. The killing of Jews though was because the Grays are a bunch of anti-Semite, racist skinheads.
18. Ionizing radiation doesn't actually give you cancer, it give you super powers but because people with superpowers tend to use their powers for personal gain and get drunk with power the Illuminati Jew Masons keep people away from it.
19. Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Ashton Kutcher, Kate Hudson, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are robots that are part of an experiment testing how many horrible movies it will take to get people to stop going to, renting and buying bad movies.
20. Furry porn was invented by aliens to get humans sexually attracted to aliens covered in fur with long faces and ears on the top of their heads so that when they come here we will have sex with them. Not for any hybridization experiments, they are just really into bestiality.

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October 21st was supposed to be the end of the world- or thats what Harold Camping said and it is now 10:00 pm mountain time US on December 23rd. That makes 12 times Camping was wrong. And what has he had to say about it?

I’m sorry to disappoint you, but we at Family Radio have been directed to not talk to the media or the press

Yeah, hide away from the people who will call you on your bullshit. Of course if people like him were willing to listen to criticism they would figure out their bullshit is bullshit. Or he knows his bullshit is bullshit and he spouts it anyways (it wouldn't surprise me).

Family Radio spent millions advertising Campings predictions, millions that could have been spent on feeding thousands of starving people, millions that could have been spent on school supplies for poor children, millions that could have been spent on health care for the sick, etc. Where did this millions come from? Campings followers, donations from his sheep, donations that could have been spent on things they needed.

You’re really pathetic, you know? I wasted all my money because of you. I was putting all my money and my hopes on you… I wish I could see you face to face, I would smack you. Mr. Camping, you always say a lot of (redacted) I lost all my money because of you, you (redacted).

A caller into Open Forum Hosted by Camping said. I hope there were a lot more calls like this.

No new predictions yet but history teaches us that these people will not be swayed, they will continue to fallow their leader, will continue believing the world is coming to an end soon and will continue to pull dates out of their ass's. Just look at Jehovah's Witnesses.

Quotes source: ABC News - Harold Camping: Doomsday Prophet Wrong Again

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Who came up with that stupid phrase and why did I use it?
Anyway; listen to this:

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But if we live in the most peaceful time in human history why do we hear so many violent stories? Because due to the internet we have virtually unlimited access to information. If some one is murdered in Japan you can read about it on the other side of the earth.

Here we go again.

I wander what will happen this time. Will the shock of bing wrong finally kill him? No he'll just slink back to his home and roll around necked in all the money his fallows gave him.

Facebook security absolutely sucks. Facebook for some reason though I was trying to log on from another computer (maybey the cookie had expired or maybe it's because I have a new IP (new ISP)) and because of that facebooks shit security system locked me out of my account.
The only way to get back on was to give them the first numbers of my credit card numbers (which I never gave Facebook in the first place), idetefy my friends based on their photos (given how meant Facebook friends I have and most people have there is no fucking way that could have worked), I had not set up the "security" question because if I gave a real answer it would have made my account easy to hack (which is what those "security" questions actually do; make your accounts easer to hack) and I couldn't use my phone number because I actually intelligent enough to know not to give it out to any one online accept for institutions dealing with my money or my purchases or sells of goods and services (which are the ONLY places you give your phone number and or street addresses to online, NO ONE ELSE).
I sent Facebook a message about this (I had to look it up on Google to find out how because you can't find a way to contact Facebook on Facebook). I didn't even ask them to reinstate access to my account, all I did was notify them of the problem. I got in return an automatic response telling me how to reset my passward (which was not the problem) and if I was "still unable to complete this process" to send them a scan of my ID. They entered "you don't fucking ask for that" territory by asking for peoples phone numbers but asking for that is insane! There is no fucking way on this fucking earth in this fucking universe in the fucking multiverse that I was going to send them that information. That is privet, personal information that only the government and people dealing with MY money can ask for. Facebook has no right to ask for my phone number let alone information that can get my identity stolen and my credit and financial situation royally fucked.

Yeah, real secure fucktards

Before I posted this I decided to give it one last try and and low and behold one more option: my birth date. I have long suspected that the idiots running Facebook are clinically insane and this just proved it to me.
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Ever looked up a tutorial on the internet? How often have you ever learned how to do anything with a tutorial? I'm guessing not very often.

Tutorials have one simple purpose: to give you the knowledge and information needed to build what you want (within the limitations of what it's teaching you) using what ever the tutorial is teaching you how to use. You'd think that would be simple, or at least I would. I am apparently wrong though.
It should be simple; what does what and how to use it. So many tutorial writers don't see it that way. They write tutorials by taking something they have already made, cutting it up and vaguely explaining what does what. These types of tutorials suck. At best you can learn a little bit from them at worst you know less than when you started.

Lets say you want to to make a web site in PHP, nothing fancy, no MySQL, just a simple site written in PHP. A good tutorial would teach you basic coding, PHP statments, variables, functions, conditionals, loops, etc. A good tutorial will tech what these are and how to use them for example:

PHP code has to go between <?php and ?>

<?php

?>

The code between <?php and ?> will not show up in the actual page, any text you want to show up has to be after the echo statement

<?php
echo 'Hellow world';

?>

You notice the quotation marks and semi-colon, the text has to be between the quotation marks and it has to end in a semi-colon.

Now that is not a good tutorial (I wrote it really quickly) but it gives you what you need to know and how to use it. Taking something that you have made, cutting it up and splicing in text that vaguely explains what is what doesn't do that.

If your writing a tutorial you need to keep in mind that you are trying to teach people how to use and make their own code not giving them your code.
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Have you ever been joining some site , you put in your password but it will not accept it, it wants you to put in a longer password, or it wants a number or it wants one of the character capitalized. These are all attempts to make the users use more secure passwords but they don't fucking work!
People are still going to use birth dates, pet names, family names, "12345", or just "password" as their passwords. It is these kinds of passwords that make it easy for people to hack other peoples accounts. The only way to ensure peoples passwords are secure is too give them a randomly generated password and not let them choose their password but people will hate that and not use the service.
Service providers need to realize that forcing people to have passwords with capitals, numbers, letters and symbols will not make them use passwords anymore secure than what they would otherwise use, it is up to the people to ensure the strength and security of their passwords, it is up to you to ensure the strength and security of your passwords.
I have multiple randomly generated passwords, a password with 6 characters using just numbers and letters will have 2,176,782,336 possible combinations. The odds of accurately guessing such a password is 1 in 3,023,308.8 or .000000033%.

Those stupid password recovery questions, they do not make any system more secure, they make the system less secure. Half the time you can get the answers to these questions just by friending the person on facebook.

People it is up to you to ensure the security and strength of your passwords. Take your security into your hands because you are the only one who can ensure your security.
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A Random Password generator. Use it!

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