December 25th 2008. Pedo Claus lies dead. The children are safe.

Silent night! Peaceful night!
All is calm, the pervert is gone,
His corps rotting in the cold forest.
Revenge taken by the children he molested.
Burn in hell you pervert fuck,
Burn in hell you pedophile fuck!

Silent nights! Dark nights!
The elves come to retrieve there fallen master;
The gory seen leaving them shocked and dismayed,
They take the corps to the compound in the north,
To bring him back to rape some more,
To bring him back to rape some more!

"We can rebuild him! We can make him stronger, faster, hornier!"

Silent night! Evil night!
From the depth of a secret laboratory,
The elves rebuild there master with steel,
An evil cyborg with perverted desires,
Pedo Claus rises from the dead,
Pedo Claus prepares for vengeance.

"I have returned! Muha-ha-ha-ha!"
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