I drink in the morning.
I drink in the evening.
I drink in the afternoon.

I have a drink for breakfast
I have a drink for dinner
I have a drink for brunch and lunch too.

I have a drink in the morning.
I have a drink in the evening.
I have a drink in the afternoon.

My friends say I have a problem
I don't have a problem
I can quit any time I wont.

But I wont a drink in the morning.
I wont a drink in the evening.
I wont a drink in the afternoon.

I wont a drink for breakfasts
I wont a drink for dinner
I wont a drink for brunch and lunch too.

My friends say I have a problem
I don't have a problem
And they can all kiss my ass!

I'm gonna' drink in the morning.
I'm gonna' drink in the evening.
I'm gonna' drink in the afternoon.

I'm gonna' have a drink for breakfast
I'm gonna' have a drink for dinner
And I ain't gonna quit any time soon.

Cause I wont a drink in the morning.
I wont a drink in the evening.
I wont a drink in the afternoon.

My friends say I have a problem
I don't have a problem
And now I don't have any friends.

Who needs friends?
I don't need friends.
All I need is Jack.

My only friend
My only family
All I need is jack.

Come here Jack.
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