It makes me feed sorry for Christians when some Christians do extremely stupid things in the name of or related to Christianity, the kind of things that makes the vast majority of Christians say "Oh my god. What the fuck? Seriously what the fuck? Are these people trying to make Christianity look bad?"
Heres an example of one.

Even an anti-religion atheists like my self are thinking "are they trying to make Christianity look stupid?"
They defile the imperial theme from Star Wars. They play siren and gun shot sound effects repeatedly seeming to imply that if you hug some one they will kill you. They can't rap to save there life.
These idiots think a hug is sexual. They think that because when you hug your fronts are touching, its sexual. That is something that would make Hank Hill say "What!? What the hell!?". Are these idiots are so sexually repressed that they get a hard on hugging people?

In response to the stupidity, I wrote a song.

Don't give me that side hug,
that "Christan" side hug.
Give me a real hug.
It ain't nothin' sexual,
its just a hug you perv.
You don't seem to know that.
Is it because your a pervert?

Pervert
Filthy fucking pervert
Pervert
Filthy fucking pervert
Quit lookin' at those kids!
We know how you think of them.
You think a hug is sexual.
You filthy pervert!

It ain't nothin' sexual,
its just a hug you perv.
People always been doin' it.
Parents and children.
Friends and family.
Even Jesus and the apostles.
It ain't nothin' sexual,
you are a pervert.

Pervert
Filthy fucking pervert
Pervert
Filthy fucking pervert
Quit lookin' at those kids!
We know how you think of them.
You think a hug is sexual.
You filthy pervert!
Pervert
Filthy fucking pervert
Pervert
Filthy fucking pervert

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