"Okay ma'am what happened?" the First Cop asked.
"Dat bitch been sleepin' wit-" the Redneck began to yell.
"Sir we'll get to y-" the Second Cop tried say.
"I aint sleep wit yo-" the Wife tried to began to yell.
"Ma'am, sir, both of you! Shut up. Now ma'am, what happened?" the First Cop asked said.
"I was in the trailer cookin' dinner when dis jackhole busted in drunk again yellin' 'you been sleepin' wit my brother again!' I told hin 'I aint never sleep wit your ugely ass brother!'-"
"I saw you wit my br-" the Redneck began to yell.
"Sir! We will get to you. Go on ma'am." the First Cop said.
"I told hm "I aint never sleep wit your ugly ass brother, its a miracle dat I let you sleep in my bed!'" the Wife said.
"Your bed? Bitch you aint never worked a day in you-" the Redneck said pointing his finger at the Wife.
"Sir, sir! You will get a chance to talk. Ma'am, go on." the Second Cop said with frustration in his voice.
"I told him "I aint never-'" the Wife began to say.
"After that." the First Cop said.
"Den he said 'I saw you two at the lake' the I said 'I aint never been to dat lake' den he call me a lian bitch and pushed me so I pushed hm back den he hit me."
"I aint never hit you!"The Redneck yelled at the Wife then turned to the cops and said: "I din' hit er! I din' hit er!"
"Look wat you did to my eye!" the Wife yelled pointing at her black eye.
"Shut up bitch or I'll hit you again!" the Redneck yelled to the Wife.
The two cops look at each other then look at the Redneck
"You just admitted to hitting her." the First Cop said.
"You can't prove dat." the Redneck said.
"You do know were filming this?" the Second Cop said pointing to the man with the camera.
The Redneck looks at the cameraman.
"This goin' to be on Cops?" the Redneck asked.
"His shirt has 'Cops' written on it." the Second Cop said.
"Well is it?"
"Yes." the Second Cop said rolling his eyes.
"Hey Purl call mama and tell er-"
The Wife then hit the Redneck with a folding chare.
"Thats wat you get you peace of shit! Yeahea! Woo!" she then yelled then danced around the Redneck yelling "Yeahea! Dats what you get!"
"Ow! Daimn! I caint feel my legs!" the Redneck screamed
"Oh God." the Second Cop said rubbing the bridge of his nose, "The You get her and I'll get him."
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