Up on the trailer top monster truck wheels
Out jumps Redneck Santa Claus
Jumps from roof with lots of guns
For all the redneck girls and boys

Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Up on the trailer top
Rung, rung, rung!
Bust through the door
Fat Ass Nick

First for Buba a sawed off shotgun
Then for Junior a gatling to hunt those deers
Then for Grandma brand new wig for comming rapture
Then for Grandpa an RPG to use on the ATF

Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Up on the trailer top
Rung, rung, rung!
Bust through the door
Fat Ass Nick

Next a 2000 pack Sudafed for Cuson Lil
Then for little Billy a Kill Mohomid video game
Then for Erl a brand new still
And for Perl a grait big dildo

Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Up on the trailer top
Rung, rung, rung!
Bust through the door
Fat Ass Nick

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