Bat mans gonna sue some body

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Bat-Like Spy Plane Not Endorsed By Batman

The Army has awarded the College of Engineering at the University of Michigan $10 million dollars to develop this bat-inspired spy plane. The flying mammal plane would "gather data from sights, sounds and smells in urban combat zones and transmit information back to a soldier in real time." Among the top developmental priorities are microelectronics for the 6" spy plane.

They will develop sensors, communication tools and batteries for this micro-aerial vehicle that's been dubbed "the bat." Engineers envision tiny cameras for stereo vision, an array of mini microphones that could home in on sounds from different directions, and small detectors for nuclear radiation and poisonous gases. Low-power miniaturized radar and a very sensitive navigation system would help the bat find its way at night. Energy scavenging from solar, wind, vibration and other sources would recharge the bat's lithium battery. The aircraft would use radio to send signals back to troops.

"And in the news tonight, Batman is suing the government for trademark infringement for there development of a bat like spy plane. In a press release Bat man said 'I own the name and image of the Bat and no ne can use the name of image of the Bat but me and when they do, i sue them for everything I can get just like I did to that bitch Bat Girl'"

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